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Religions of The World

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.

Islam: If Shit Happens Take A Hostage.

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

Buddhism: When Shit happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.

Catholicism: If Shit happens, I Deserve It.

Jehova's Witness: Knock-knock, Shit Happens.

Unitarian: What Is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.

Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit!