POST #300

17 Things Not To Say During Sex.

1. You woke me up for that?

2. Did I mention the video camera?

3. Do you accept Visa?

4. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

5. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

6. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

7. I want a baby!

8. When is this supposed to feel good?

9. You're good enough to do this for a living!

10. You're almost as good as my ex!

11. Now I know why he/she dumped you...

12. Have you ever considered liposuction?

13. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

14. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

15. Did you come yet, dear?

16. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

17. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!