Hearing Aid

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: m?
You: yes
You: u ?
Stranger: f
Stranger: asl
You: NO WAY ? SERIOUSLY ?
You: soz, the caps
You: you've already asked my sex..
You: do you want me to tell it again ?
Stranger: ASL???
You: 17, m, Canada
You: you ?
Stranger: 14 fin f
You: hm ok
Stranger: msn
You: what about it ?
Stranger: MSN??
You: WHAT ABOUT IT??
Stranger: MMSSNN??????
You: WWHHAATT AABBOOUUTT IITT ??????
Stranger: MMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?????????????????
You: OOOH, i get it now
You: you give me yours
Stranger: dogs-97@suomi.com
You: is your name "dogs" ?
You: or you have 97 dogs ? oO
Stranger: noooooo
You: that would be a lot of dogs..
You: just one name though..
Stranger: ettäs kehtaat mulle tollee puhua!!!
You: dont speak finish..
Stranger: Fuck
You: is that the translation ?
You: or just an expression ?
You: cuz an entire sentence to say fuck is useless..
Stranger: FDuck
Stranger: 'FUCK YOU!!
You: ohhhh
You: that's better than.. 2 words..
You: not a good ratio but it'd be worse if it only meant fuck..
Stranger: bye
You: dont go
You: i'll still add on msn, ok ? :D
Stranger: why
You: you asked for it..
You: i'm just being nice..
You: dont you think ?
You: ok, i'll apologize
You: i'm just traumatized
You: i never told this to anyone but since u dont know me
Stranger: WHAT
You: i guess its ok
You: i was raped last week
Stranger: Bye Bye
You: by some michael jackson copycat
You: not kidding
You: i just came here to take it off my shoulders..
Stranger: See you
You: on web ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.