Publicidade Institucional

Publicidade Institucional: putas everywhere (não é a casa dos segredos, não)

sexta-feira, 29 de janeiro de 2010

Malka

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy :)
You: hey you
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: perfect
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f US
You: where in the us?
Stranger: east coast
You: ny?
You: nj?
Stranger: nope nc
Stranger: so you horny?
You: yes i am
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: hahaha:)
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
You: you first
Stranger: lets switch off
You: ok
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: oh god.
You: your turn baby
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you do it. come on.
You: please keep going
Stranger: not unless you do
You: i did
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy

2 comentários:

  1. ja e tipo a milesima vez q leio isto.
    mas ainda assim rio-me 80%. sempre.

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