Steffi Graf.

-You: hey

-Stranger: DEMILOVATO69?

-You: yup

-You: that's me

-You: YOU?!

-Stranger: YOU'RE NOT FROM TUMBLR.

-You: I'M NOT ? :O

-You: what am i going to do now ? :o

-Stranger: kill yourself.

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