Mouth

Hoje vi um camaleão. Acho que é seguro dizer que é o pior camaleão de sempre.

Scary Reflection

O mal das catarinas:
Silva: Opá, não filmes, grava!
Fitas: Mas igual, igual, ou igual para pior?

Gato de Schrodinger

Fitas: O Jorge podia dormir com o Aldenor
Silva: Não, que um deles ainda acordava morto.

I hate my job

Isto ainda não morreu. Mas, férias+jogos novos= 0 posts.
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

ass

Agora com sotaque britânico.

Rolling in a Benso

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole weak.

Bright

Gu5tavo diz: *fazeres um estado e depois um comentário que te chama burra ter mais likes que o estado deve ser lixado :S

hidden blade

O Leonardo da Vinci era homogénio.

Plastic Sac?

brittany diz:
*deixa-me raciocionar xD
*ciocio xD
Jorge diz:
*cio cio ?
brittany diz:
*continuo sem perceber mas deve ser fofinho : D
Jorge diz:
*isso é o que uma cadelacadela tem?
brittany diz:
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*o-m-f-g xD
*IDIOTA xD

Questions.

Se o Popeye ganha força ao apertar latas de espinafres para os atirar ao ar e comer, como é que ele consegue apertar a primeira lata?