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POST #300

17 Things Not To Say During Sex.

1. You woke me up for that?

2. Did I mention the video camera?

3. Do you accept Visa?

4. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

5. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

6. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

7. I want a baby!

8. When is this supposed to feel good?

9. You're good enough to do this for a living!

10. You're almost as good as my ex!

11. Now I know why he/she dumped you...

12. Have you ever considered liposuction?

13. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

14. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

15. Did you come yet, dear?

16. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

17. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!

Craption

"Danger" is Sam's middle name. Of course, "Unnecessary" is his first name. His last name is "Jones", which isn't particularly relevant to this picture.

Aqui

Binary Code

-DaniEL- says (23:43):

Stranger: Hey
You: think of any letter. i will guess that letter.
You: by making a range of questions.
Stranger: Ok go
You: shall i begin?
Stranger: Yes
You: is it A?
Stranger: No
You: is it B?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My Own Dictionary

Cuz Cuz: The food so nice they had to name it twice.

Pinapple Express

Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymnoceros

beatriz o'neill says (23:27):
*i'm beatriz, pleasure's all yours
Jorge says (23:27):
*indeed it is : D
Jorge says (23:28):
*your good at giving other people pleasure, i see..
beatriz o'neill says (23:28):
*yes i am, thanks for the complement
Jorge says (23:29):
*dont mention it.. its good to be good at your job : D
beatriz o'neill says (23:29):
*yes it is! it's good to see other people enjoying it :D
Jorge says (23:29):
*and paying you for it : D
*: P
beatriz o'neill says (23:30):
*yes, well, we all need money right
Jorge says (23:30):
*not the ones who pay
*those just need some atention :\
beatriz o'neill says (23:30):
*don't care how it gets here
Jorge says (23:30):
*dont matter the input ?
*income * (A)
beatriz o'neill says (23:31):
*hey do you know who came for me last night?
Jorge says (23:31):
*who ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:32):
*your father, poor little guy
Jorge says (23:32):
*figured..
*oh, thats right, he told me
*said you were the best in the business...
*guess you have a lot of experience..
*and also that u were the cheapest..
beatriz o'neill says (23:35):
*oh no, you're totally wrong, he gave me a lot of money.. guess he stole for your mother though.. oh your father don't need experience, he just needs what your mum can't give to him..
Jorge says (23:36):
*but u can.. in such an early age.. seems your father didnt just teach you to write when u were small.. is he a catholic priest, by any chance ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:37):
*i don't know, go ask your mum, she must know better than me
Jorge says (23:38):
*yeah.. she goes to church..
beatriz o'neill says (23:39):
*yeah i know that.. i guess everyone knows that
Jorge says (23:39):
*i imagine the toys your father gave you..
*buzz lightyear ! to infinity and beyond!
*if u know what i mean ...
beatriz o'neill says (23:40):
*hey do you wanna know a secret?
Jorge says (23:40):
*do i have to pay ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:40):
*well.. now that you mention it..
*no, jk
*do you?
Jorge says (23:41):
*sure, why not..
beatriz o'neill says (23:41):
*do you promise that you don't tell anybody?
Jorge says (23:42):
*i do
beatriz o'neill says (23:43):
*you're a bitch. oh wait, that's not a secret.. good to talk to you though.
Jorge says (23:44):
*haha, nice one d:

Jorge says (0:25):
*its no secret cuz ur mum didnt keep her mouth shut.. as usual'

That's what i would have said if she hadnt asked to let her win !

So, Anyone Rejoices Armagedon? ok...

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE
Stranger: I LOVE CHEESE!
You: WHICH TYPE?
Stranger: ALL OF THEMMMM
You: ON PIZZA?
Stranger: YES!
You: OMG!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: I KNOW
You: TIME FOR A CELEBRATION!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: BEE BOO BOP!
Stranger: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: ENTER THE CITY OF CHEESE, PARADE OF CHEESE
Stranger: do do do do!!!!!!!!!
You: Enter the King Cheddar!
You: And the Queen Mozarella!
Stranger: Princess Swiss
Stranger: !
You: And Prince… Goat!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: speaking of goat… DO YOU LIKE GOATS?!
You: I LIKE GOATS.
You: MY NAME IS DAVE, THE CAVE. MASTER OF GOATS AND GANJA
Stranger: MY NAME IS FRAN, THE CAN. MASTER OF SHEEP AND UNICORNS
You: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD OF CHEESE AND GOATS. AND GOAT CHEESE!
Stranger: YES WE SHALL. It shall be a cheesy universe filled with mysterious gouda wonders
You: BUT NO PIGS!
You: BEWARE OF PIGS!
Stranger: PIGS ARE NASTY PORKY FELLOWS
You: PIGS ARE THE DISASTER OF HUMANITY! GOATS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(estamos quase na 300 mensagens, por isso vai começar a aparecer muita palha só para isto avançar)