Plastic Beach.... The 8th

Agnes diz:
a china tá a jogar com 10?
Gustavo BBC Live Lounge diz:
não,
há um que é ninja
Agnes diz:
ahahaha xD

ITS A MATCH!

Here is your Today's Pisces Horoscope:

Friends are on edge today, even though they may not show the signs of it before they blow up in a cloud of emotion. Try not to see them off, but it's not like they come with instruction manuals!

Compatibility: Cancer

Mood: Thoughtful

Lucky Color: Peach

Lucky Number: 90

Lucky Time of Day: 5 a.m.

Mau sinal : \

ITS A MATCH!

Here is your Today's Pisces Horoscope:

Friends are on edge today, even though they may not show the signs of it before they blow up in a cloud of emotion. Try not to see them off, but it's not like they come with instruction manuals!

Compatibility: Cancer

Mood: Thoughtful

Lucky Color: Peach

Lucky Number: 90

Lucky Time of Day: 5 a.m.

Darth Vader

Aggie says (14:31):
*acabei de descobrir q o meu pai tem a mesma deficiencia que eu
Jorge says (14:31):
*qual ? oO
Aggie says (14:31):
*tipo qd tamos a flr
Aggie says (14:32):
*tipo
*as vezes as pessoas dizem-me ola
*eu digo adeus
*ou tipo e de noite
*e eu bom dia
*coisas destas
*mas n e por mal
*e o meu pai agr era assim
Aggie says (14:33):
*eu: vá tchau beijinhos
pai: de nada
Jorge says (14:33):
*hahahah xD
*blog time : D

be Warned Brothers

A sério, não vejas o vídeo. Por favor não o faças. É um gajo que vai com a cara com um penhasco. Yep, é mau.

Slap...

Mag "Sam and Frodo are gay fuckers" diz:
tomar banho
e tocar-me como se de um órgão me tratasse*
Gustavo ID 10 T4 diz:
deixa de me falar |:

isseni

Um gajo sabe que vive numa zona lixada quando vai fazer uma identificação à policia e conhece 20 dos gajos. Pelo menos 10 pessoalmente.

That would be nice :D

Jorge diz:
que é qe faço nos anos, manda ai uns bitaites.
c a r b a l l o diz:
oh puto
c a r b a l l o diz:
na boa
c a r b a l l o diz:
manda os teus cotas pa longe
c a r b a l l o diz:
e eu trato disso
c a r b a l l o diz:
pretas russsas
c a r b a l l o diz:
num bolo de aniversario
c a r b a l l o diz:
e vinho verde
c a r b a l l o diz:
mais nda xD

Sa-ri

Gustavo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo diz:
estava a vir para casa
Sara diz:
vem o preto?
Gustavo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo diz:
e ia uma preta à minha frente, entretanto ela tira uma pastilha(gorila)
e manda o papel para o chão
eu apanho o papel e chamei-a a dizer:
"Olhe, deixou cair o casaco!"
:D
Sara diz:
AHAHAHA suponho que seja a gozar

Malka

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy :)
You: hey you
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: perfect
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f US
You: where in the us?
Stranger: east coast
You: ny?
You: nj?
Stranger: nope nc
Stranger: so you horny?
You: yes i am
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: hahaha:)
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
You: you first
Stranger: lets switch off
You: ok
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: oh god.
You: your turn baby
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you do it. come on.
You: please keep going
Stranger: not unless you do
You: i did
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy

We Just Fuckin' Hate Leno

sINES

Cathrhymne

Se a Mona Lisa tivesse cancro da mama seria o ultimo seio

Geooooorge?!!

A poem:
I don't care about color,
I don't care about race
care about weight
and the smile on your face
I don't care where you came from
or what language you may speak
I care about bust size
and if you're a dirty freak
I don't care if you're mexican
or even portuguese
If you've got a vagoo
I like what i sees

Rick Rolled in Love

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: A FULL COMMITMENT’S WHAT I’M THINKING OF
Stranger: YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
You: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
Stranger: gOTTA MAKE YOU, UNDERSTAND
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
You: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
Stranger: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACKIN BUT
You: YOU’RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
Stranger: DEEP DOWN WE BOTH KNOW WHAT BEEN GOIN ON
You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT
Stranger: AAAAND IF YOU’RE ASKIN HOW IM FEELIN
You: DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE TOO BLIND TO SEE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA RIN AROUND AND HURT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
Stranger: OOOOHHHH GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: THAT WAS SWELL
Stranger: INDEED